Is the cold weather getting you down? Do you wish you had something to make you feel cozy and Christmas-y? Well, look no further Xbox 360 owners! Because right now, you can log onto Xbox Live and download a virtual fireplace! Yes that’s right, the demo (the DEMO) of an on-screen fireplace can be yours to own right now for 400 Microsoft Space Bucks ($5.) Why are you sitting reading this, when you could be enjoying the ambience of a fireplace in your living room? Why not check out a video of this marvellous feature? Or just add the demo straight onto your Xbox 360 download queue?
[NB: Fireplace does not actually emit heat][And yes, this is actually available for purchase, I'm not making it up]
I don’t regret shelling out the points for this at all. Downloading this application and adding it to my already vast arsenal of mock fireplaces has exponentially increased my sexual prowess. I never entertain a lady friend without first turning on- and effectively turning her on- my virtual fireplace