Yes, I get it. I’m lazy. To make up for the lack of finished reviews, content, videos, new, and pretty much anything else except my lovely voice in The Vine podcasts… I’m bribing you. You heard me right, but it isn’t going to be an easy bribe. Just like in real life, you have to work for it honey (and yes, I can say that and be straight at the same time)! To earn your bribe, I am holding a Halo 3 caption contest. Basically, just caption the image as humorously as -blam!-ing possible by commenting below. Each week, I will read all the captions and add the winner to an overall tally. Once it ends, the person with the most winning captions will get the prize. This will end once Halo Wars is released… Since it contains your prize. Yes, first prize is three beautiful months of Xbox Live and the Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack (actually it’s 1000 Microsoft points, it’s just highly reccommended you buy the mythic map pack with 800 of it). Any questions? If so, comment below along with your hilarious and soon to be well known caption!

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