As we go into 2019 remember to keep it litty. That’s a funny little thing I always say, “litty”. It’s kind of my thing in the group chat. Everybody will be talking about like Fallout or Naruto and stuff, and I’ll say something wacky like “Fallout 76 is litty”, and seriously like the whole chat just laughs and laughs, because it’s just like my thing?
I like playing lots of games and stuff because I’m kind of a gamer?? Like my twitter bio literally says “SuperWhoLockian, K-Pop stan, Ninja Forever <3, epic gamer”, and it’s just true. I love playing video games so much that I made this big list of the coolest games ever, and if I think they’re cool than they definitely are. So tnks for reading!! 🙂
Patapon
I know I like to pretend to hate Patapon, but I’m what fellow anime experts like to call “tsundere” for the series; you baka gaijins wouldn’t get it lol. God and whatever you do, don’t EVER mention that Rhythm Heaven trash around me; those ugly gremlins are horrible excuses for a mascot and will never come near to being as cute as the Patapons. Sometimes on train rides I’ll sit there singing “pon pon pata pon” out loud ≧◡≦
Kingdom Hearts
I literally cannot hear Simple and Clean without sobbing uncontrollably, it’s a “big mood”. Like it’s just really emotional when Mickey Mouse throws off his coat, because I stan Mickey so effing (sorry) hard. Kingdom Hearts (I like to call it KH as a kind of fan thing) is the only series that has made me hunt down every single Funko Pop, because I freaking love all these characters like they’re my children. I screamed “yasss” when Sora kicked Ansem’s butt and I can’t wait to play the rest of them, especially the one with Chicken Little in it. Chicken Little is actually my favorite movie, so summoning him is going to make me squee XD.
Senran Kagura
I play it for the plot. If you think it’s gross or sexual then it’s actually you who is those things and also xenophobic because it’s from Japan and they like b**bies there and embrace them artistically, so maybe get with the times?
Persona 4 Dancing All Night
When I have a really rotten day and am fed up with just all that crap and I’m just in a really sour mood, Persona 4 Dancing makes me feel like a freaking legend.Teddie is actually so kawaii (cute) when he dances that I cant even. I feel so free when I do the dance routines and I know every single word to every song in the game. I really want a KH dancing game next so I can make Kairi and Sora dance together, so I really really hope that they make that after KHIII!!
Five Nights at Freddy’s
I’m not even kidding, this game is so scary that I ducked under my desk for three straight minutes and almost peed myself twice. I thought Markiplier was acting scared but it is so true that it is very frightening. When Freddy pop up and scream, it makes me like actually consider calling my mom and dad just to make sure they’re okay. I almost beat the game three times, but day 6 is really hard and I’m not really able to do it without my sister’s help, but she isn’t visiting until christmas so I have to wait until then. But also Foxy is kind of cute??
Also I can’t stop singing that really cool song where it goes “we’re waiting every night to finally roam and invite”, it’s so cool.
Fortnite
Not many people know this about me but I’m a pretty massive Fortnite FREAK and kind of a big deal in the community. Just love dropping in with my fellow “forties” and building up houses to hang out in while pwning n00bs :P. As if my dedication were in any sort of doubt, I once camped outside my local phone store to make sure I was the first to play Fortnite on the new Samsung to get the exclusive skin. LOVED LOVED LOVED seeing the Battle Bus at E3 and getting my best friend Spencer to take pictures of me dabbing at it; he was kind of annoyed about it but I just had to get those pics for my Fortnite fan tumblr.
Dorito’s Crash Course
I’m not really into exercise but I love my doritos so obvs (short for obviously lol) I was going to put this on my list. Friday nights you can usually catch me crash coursing it up with a few bags of the to’s (it’s what I call Doritos) and some mountain dew code red of course.
Zelda CD-i Games
LOOOOOOOOvE these games. They’re so silly and fun and what I like to call a “forever ever classic” haha. One day I’ll get around to actually playing them though, I just really love the memes. The other day I filled my 32oz cup with Mountain Dew and Root Beer (needed my gamer energy (¤﹏¤)) and someone said “seriously?” and I went “Well exCUUUUUUSE ME princess!!” XDDDD
Minecraft Story Mode
When I heard that CaptainSparklez was going to be in a Minecraft game I literally SCREAMED. I’m kind of a SparkleHead, so I was flipping out like crazy. It’s such a cool and happy story in the game too, and they got the guy from Ratatouiel in it so it has a lot of big celebs. Also the creepers aren’t too scary in this game and I’m not even nervous when they hiss anymore. The only thing that could make it better would be if Onision was in it, but there’s always Season 3!!!! 😛
Panty Party
CS:GO? No THANK you. Starcraft? Get that outta my face please. Street Fighter V? More like Snoore Fighter Zzzz. Panty Party is THE competitive game out there and while I get it’s got a pretty high bar for entry, I had no problem jumping in cause I’m pretty pro at games if you haven’t noticed. Oh and before you say anything, it’s not a pervy game it’s just Japanese culture you wouldn’t get it.
Rogue Warrior
You might not have heard about this cult classic, but Rogue Warrior is definitely up there with the best shooters of all time. Mickey Rourke adds SUCH a level of depth to the role and is SO badass and cool in the game. Richard Marcinko is just a total give no effs (sorry again) action hero, which I can really relate to. Definitely stay for the credits which has the BEST song EVER; had to mute it when I played it though cause my mom was in the other room and might’ve heard (⊙ω⊙). As Richard Marcinko would say, rock and roll mother****ers (⌐■_■)
Alright epic gamers, that’s all from A-Dog (which is what everybody in the industry calls me by the way), so make sure you play all these effing cool games! If you have any crazy questions and stuff, please please please leave me a comment but if you post something negative or mean or just not cool, I WILL ban you and freaking kick you the h*ll out of the comments, so be positive and just have a cool day!!! Anime Austin out! 🙂
