Wow. What a year.
Like seriously. What the fuck?
Video games were good at least!
Can you believe that only 10 of them came out? It’s crazy, usually there are so many more. I remember going up to the video game factory and begging them, “Please make more video games!” But Mr. PlayStation and Xbox said no.
It all worked out, though, because those 10 were pretty alright. Maybe they know what they’re talking about. I am but a humble reviewer; I cannot see the grand design set before us. I only have the ability to say, “Maybe this one isn’t that good.” Then people yell at me online.
Anyway, here’s a list of the 10 best games that came out this year, my taste is law, accept no substitutions.
10. Avatar Frontiers of Pandora: From the Ashes
James Cameron says you can do a little eco-terrorism.
9. Jurassic World Evolution 3
No, YOU cry every time the Jurassic Park theme plays.
8. Digimon Story: Time Stranger
I don’t know what a time stranger is, but I like that they gave the Digimon guns.
Best Track: My Home
7. Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Imagine adding an hour to your commute because the government put lions outside your apartment.
Best Track: Jacinthe Battle Theme
6. Ghost of Yotei
My dog and I also did this, but you don’t see me bragging about it.
Best Track: The Way of the Shamisen
5. Marvel Rivals
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Best Track: Impending Dooms
Credit: AdHoc Studios
4. Dispatch
Two major characters in this only exist to set up a dick punch joke. All other game writers are cowards.
3. Silent Hill f
The 60s were CRAZY.
Best Track: Mayoi Uta
2. Clair Obscur
This French fantasy sure seems final…
Best Track: Une vie à t’aimer
1. Donkey Kong Bananza
This is the 3rd piece of media in 5 years about a gorilla going to the center of the Earth.
Best Track: DK Swing (Jungle Hijinks), Stickerbrush Symphony, Banandium Root Tower
