Annual Dumpster Fire Moment – Elon Buying Twitter

Austin: Twitter seems like it’s been dying for nearly 10 years now. Might as well let it go out with a spectacle; Thanks for that Musk.

Tom: Watching the “super genius” immolate his wealth, his reputation, and his other companies to…own the libs? Impress Bari Weiss? Even he doesn’t seem to know why he’s doing it. I keep saying “Richest man in the world can’t have the one thing he wants most: to be funny and loved” is a banger of a Joker plot. DC COMICS CALL ME.

Spencer: I submitted verification applications for like two years so I could finally look important to random Twitter creeps I’ll never meet and it was all for nothing. That Elon fella seems like a real jerk.

Diego: Musk buying twitter gave us one of the funniest months of a billionaire repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot; it was like every other day something new came out about Musk fumbling what is one of the simplest apps to run and completely unraveling his “genius billionaire” persona.