Table Flip Simulator Review – Flipping the Bird

Table Flip Simulator has a lot of creative and satisfying ideas at play, but they’re hidden under an unpolished presentation and some pretty brutal writing. There’s a lot to like about the game if you can look past those aspects, like plenty of levels and unlockables, as well as a solid level editor; it just could have used a bit more time in the oven.

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Physics-based destruction in games has always scratched a certain part of my brain that nothing else could, as concerning as that sounds now that I’m typing it. I remember playing Red Faction: Guerrilla as a teenager and being blown away by how fun it was to knock things over, so the premise of Table Flip Simulator certainly intrigued me. The destruction aspect is indeed satisfying, but the presentation makes it a bit harder to enjoy than you’d hope.

Table Flip Simulator is all about destruction, as you might have guessed by the game’s title. The game is made up of several themed levels that have your stationary character toss pretty much anything at arm’s length at any object or person nearby. The most basic stages have you rack up destruction by shattering furniture, windows, and the like, but they can get surprisingly complicated. 

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Table Flip Simulator has a surprisingly wide range of objectives.

Some have you combining items to serve up specific dishes for a coffee shop’s customers, combining resources to set up a campsite, or knocking out all the lights in a theater to get the movie started. I was impressed by the range of objectives and gameplay styles in the game, and by how consistently enjoyable it was to break things. The fact that you can switch between gently tossing items and whipping them with real fury to break things is a nice touch as well, and allows for more variation in the level objectives.

Each level also has secret objectives to discover, which certainly helps with replayability. Clearing these unlocks bonus levels, providing you with a great deal of content to mess around with as you progress. The boss battles are a tad underwhelming, comparatively, as they mainly just have you block throws from an enemy, which is incredibly easy, then throw back items once their shield is down. They’re dull compared to the main levels, which at least try lots of new things. You also get currency for breaking things and beating levels, which can be used to buy clothes, hairstyles, hats, and faces for your avatar, so it feels like you’re constantly unlocking new things as you play more and more.

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What most frequently got in the way of my enjoyment throughout Table Flip Simulator was its writing. Maybe my brain has been fried over the years, but I simply could not connect to the humor that plays such a prominent role in the game’s story. Most of the jokes strike a mix between “LOL random” humor and surprisingly dated social satire that sidesteps any and all subtlety. I’m sure some others will enjoy it, but it was all way too on-the-nose and hamfisted for me. Even the pop culture references come off as way too cheesy and apparent, making for a story filled with pretty much nonstop “oh, okay” moments.

I also didn’t find myself digging the visual style too much. The bumpy, chibi-esque 3D models have a sort of unfinished look, with rough edges and pretty basic 2D face drawings that don’t quite match the rest. Despite the simple visuals, I did notice occasional slowdowns whilst throwing things, which surprised me. At the very least, there are all sorts of distinct costumes and similar customization items you can use to dress your avatar in whatever way you’d like, so you can get surprisingly detailed with your player character.