Oh stop it, now you’re just making shit up. According to unverified sources and Paul the Octopus, the rumored Gearbox Software developed Duke Nukem Forever will be playable on the show floor for those attending the Penny Arcade Expo.

All signs are pointing to a Duke Nukem Forever reveal at Gearbox’s panel on Sunday, September 5 at 3pm PST/5pm EST and an image from George Broussard’s Twitter certainly sets us up for what is sure to be a colossal clusterfuck of awesome.